
Douche it down a notch
Paul Allen, I thought you were dead. No really I thought your ass was hit by a donkey in some remote forest or some bizarre shit like that. Since I do not have a magic lamp that shits wish-granting genies this original Microsoft co-founder is still alive and kicking but has found his public relevancy has all but tanked. So, what does a once prominent tech figure do to get his name back up in the spotlight? Sue someone!
About a millennia ago, Mr. Allen and his now defunct corporation, Interval Research were awarded a handful of patents that he now claims have been infringed upon by the likes of Google, Apple, eBay, YouTube, Netflix, Office Max, and Office Depot.. and has officially filed suit in Washington. Apparently being worth over $13billion just isn’t quite enough for some people, but that’s assuming this is all about money. Really poor Paul here is just sad that no one is pointing the camera in his direction any more and he’s resorted to the tech industry’s version of a “secret leaked sex tape” move. Classic.
Like Oracle’s bout with Google, I hope this is another lawsuit that blows up violently in their face. I’m talking fat frog in a microwave kinda boom-splat. Instead of competing in the industry with innovation and talent, these companies are letting their lawyers compete instead.
Just another reason why I love the FOSS community and mentality. Certainly do not have to worry about this crud.