In lieu of April Fool’s Day, Sony patched EQ to include new class titles! Below are the new designations
Bard – Jazzhands
Beastlord – PETA
Berzerker – AAAHHH!!!
Cleric – Rezbot
Druid – Treehugger
Enchanter – Smartypants
Magician – Wheresmypet
Monk – Chuck
Necromancer – n3cr0
Paladin – Boy Scout (why no Girl Scouts!)
Ranger – Corpse
Rogue- Tricksy
Shadow Knight – Emoknight
Shaman – Dog Whisperer
Warrior – Meatshield
Wizard – Burninator
A funny note to brighten my day, which started at 2am this morning thanks to the pager. I swear I’m going to use that thing as a shot put one of these days.